Unconventional Living Fan Gifts

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Michael McIntyre.

"Krazy straw"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

Stainglass Windows '33

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Well that's me detoxed!

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Honey I'm Home

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

David Letterman

"I don't tell you how to gather."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."