Alternative Living Fan Gifts

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'As an anti consumer society protester I want to be self-sufficient. Unfortunately, I'm not a farmer or a gardener. That's why I've got to eat what got ran over on the motorway.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"Either Bob lost weight or you jammed too much helium into those balloons."

"Too hard?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"I don't tell you how to gather."

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

"My bottom went to sleep."

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

'Luxury box.'

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

Welcome signs 'Newtown Falls...republican 8,democrat 2, None of your damn buisness 194.

Field of Beans.

'Ha, who needs television!'

'I have the perfect cure for you.'

Fuel Carrier

No, I told you, only take rocks from the checking pile, not from the savings pile.

'Hugo's so high and mighty with his fancy hybrid!'

Acupuncturist putting pins in a chip and pin machine