Tv Alternative Fan Gifts

'Ha, who needs television!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

'Dauber Micawber'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Elvis' autopsy

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

'I hate these crossover shows!'

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."