Interactive Tv Fan Gifts

'Press the red button for the 'no grunt' option...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Christmas TV...

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

Kick! Go for it!

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Lorne Greene

'They had to increase security. He's being stalked by a deranged paleontologist.'

"Previously on..."

Pastor of Muppets

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'That was OK but the acting wasn't wooden enough for me.' (Thunderbirds film).

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.