Iconic Tv Fan Gifts

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

I'm Spartacus.

Christmas TV...

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Night Life: L.A.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

John Laurie

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Lorne Greene

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"Previously on..."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'I'd like to buy a towel.'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy! Not again!"

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

'I hate these crossover shows!'

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.