Iconic Imagery Fan Gifts

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

I'm Spartacus.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Noah's lesser known brother.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Aretha Franklin

Stick Bandit

Missing Sock

'Mind if I check the expiration date on that milk?'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Might Work, Might Not.

"Okay, hold really still..."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

'The first version of the Trojan horse was a complete disaster.'

A nurse Reports A Patient's Condition To The Doctor.

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'Yeah, you're right, your name and address do seem to be written here... But, like you, I can't read, so I can't help you get back home...'

Ray Charles

Tom Finney