Iconic Glasses Fan Gifts

Ray Charles

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Yipeee!"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Optician and the PI.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Keep students on their toes...

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Mirror Image

The Power of 3D Glasses.

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

"Okay, hold really still..."

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Shark and aircraft

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

An woman made from an optical illusion uses her fingers to create another optical illusion on a wall for a child,

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

Tattoo looks like hole.

Welcome to the City of Vanishing Point. Uh-oh ...