Ironic Twist Fan Gifts

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Sand danger

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Fire door.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"Okay, hold really still..."

Earthworm Stampede

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic