Ironic Twist Fan Prints

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Fire door.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Earthworm Stampede

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"Okay, hold really still..."

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

A man goes insane from receiving too many ties.

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'