Fairytale Twist Fan Prints

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Here be dragons.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Midnight Basketball

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Mirror mirror...

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Fairtale prosecutions.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."