Story Twist Fan Prints

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Ask A Silly Question.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Subway Thrillers

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Bertolt Brecht

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Frog Prince

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Better than Chekhov"

Litigious Bo Peep

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.