Plot Twist Fan Prints

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Subway Thrillers

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Better than Chekhov"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Crime

Bull with gun

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'The vet did it.'

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Buried Husband

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Spoiler alert!"

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'