Plot Twist Fan Gifts

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Subway Thrillers

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Better than Chekhov"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Crime

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

Bull with gun

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Did you like that mystery book?"

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'The vet did it.'

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Buried Husband

"Spoiler alert!"

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."