Plot Twist Fanatic Gifts

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Subway Thrillers

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."

"God, I love this show!"

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"Better than Chekhov"

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

Crime

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Litigious Bo Peep

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

'I can't seem to find the 'surprise' ending.'

"I agree, Glenn. The first sentence needs to hook the reader."

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'Best Seller'