Narrative Twist Fan Prints

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Thomas Keneally

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

God's Double Whammy.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

The Doomed Character

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Late, as usual."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Meet Sexy Cougars

Daniel Defoe

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"