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'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Thomas Keneally

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

God's Double Whammy.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The Doomed Character

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Late, as usual."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Meet Sexy Cougars

Daniel Defoe

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"