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Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Tristan Und Isolde