Classic Literature Twist Fan Gifts

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lady Macbeth

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Tristan Und Isolde

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore