Historical Twist Fan Gifts

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Top Hat

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Earthworm Stampede

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

"My other carriage is a Landau."

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

Execution Practise

Mugging.

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

What's going on here? I was just practicing a few of my moves until you got back. Grrr