Retro Twist Fan Gifts

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Sand danger

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

Connecting to the Cloud.

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Early Treadmills,

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

'A.A. Aardvark: Look me up in the phone book, I should be on the first page...'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Joe Bob Edison, standing next to his greatest invention.