Retro Ride Fan Gifts

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you buy cars here?"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Jeremy Clarkson.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

Rest area - 12 mile.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.