Historical Twist Fan Mugs

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Sand danger

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Top Hat

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

Earthworm Stampede

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

"My other carriage is a Landau."

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

Mugging.

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

Execution Practise

"WOW, You really are the best man."