Dramatic Twist Fan Gifts

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"You've changed."

Sand danger

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Fire door.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Transformation of Man into Monster.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Deux Ex Mechanic

Earthworm Stampede

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign

Today: Hot Yoga.

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).