Twister Fan Gifts

The next diet fad.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Sand danger

Ricochet

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

A Cumulonim-bus

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

The phantom of the Oprah.

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Hey - somebody's been putting additional mileage on my bike, too!"

Earthworm Stampede

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Limerick of the day.

'The prince kissed the frog when it didn't turn into a beautiful princess he had frog legs for dinner.'

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

Toast Coming To Work

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

Men at a party presented with a wrinkly old lady wearing a '2nd class post' sign