Tongue Twister Fan Gifts

'We're having trouble coming up with an accurate inventory number...'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Limerick of the day.

Ricochet

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Exciting potato bugs.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

Polo pony

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Mob psychiatry

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.