Tongue Twister Lover Gifts

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

'Did you bite your tongue again, dear?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Grump Horse and Rider

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Limerick of the day.