Tongue Twister Talent Gifts

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'