Tongue Twister Champion Gifts

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Ricochet

Singer and her microphone

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

Limerick of the day.

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'