Tongue Twister Champ Gifts

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Ricochet

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

Limerick of the day.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'I'm going away for a few days and I need somebody to keep my old lady satisfied... stick out your tongue.'