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'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Oh, you'll talk. By the time we're through you'll be begging to tell me how much wood you chucked."

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

'He's stopped pestering me since I told him to tickle the roof of his mouth with his tongue!'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Ricochet

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Excuse me. Do you know of anyplace around here that has sea shells for sale?"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Limerick of the day.

Ice Skater