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'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

"Oh, you'll talk. By the time we're through you'll be begging to tell me how much wood you chucked."

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

'He's stopped pestering me since I told him to tickle the roof of his mouth with his tongue!'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

Ice Skater

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'