Tongue Twister Master Gifts

Just Asking

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"I'm new and very flexible. If you're a boss, it's my pleasure to meet you, Madame. If you're an ordinary colleague, get out of my way you ugly old bat!"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'Have you ever picked a peck of pickled pepper?'

Child asks, 'Mum, does your tongue go down to your belly button?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

Limerick of the day.

"I tried to warn Timmy about saying all those tongue twisters ... "

'Please Miss, is that what she sells on the sea shore?'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

Musician

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)