Language Twist Fan Gifts

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Ricochet

'Obviously, I know a lot of weasel words, so I would be great in a business development role...'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'The cat actually got his tongue!'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Inn and Outt.

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Noah's dove returns with a plunger.

"Why do I have to be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Why can't I just be wolf who happens to identify as a sheep?"

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

Limerick of the day.

'Is everything O.K.?'

The dentist's interpreter

Round Robin

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

I didn't say you bipedal guys are arrogant. I said you look down on us.

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

Going Down Well

Cow Spelling Bee