Language Play Fan Gifts

"You mean on housecalls you actually go to the house?"

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

I didn't say you bipedal guys are arrogant. I said you look down on us.

He's a mix between a bulldog and a shih tzu. So the breed is called a … Don't say it.

Round Robin

Cow Spelling Bee

At the Cannibal Butcher Shop...

Air Duck/Floor Duck.

Watch Children

Danth battle?

Going Down Well

"I stand corrected."

Exciting potato bugs.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Shoe repair

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Heart To Heart

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

Polo pony

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Blood donor centre

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Palindromedary.