Language Play Lover Gifts

'If you'd like a second opinion, my colleague, Dr. Hand, is a specialist in layman's terms.'

"Joel, do you have a minute?"

'I think it's a virus...it's running a temperature.'

Sven behaving badly - "That's a nasty skvint. I'm gonna haf to sterilise you."

Two Star Restaurants

"I've just overheard that Young Master is the teacher's pet. What doe it mean?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Campaign for Plain English

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

I will study my speling words...

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Punctuation Police

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Wok. Don't Wok.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'The Questioner'