Language Play Enthusiast Gifts

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

"And my last boyfriend didn't work out because of the communication barrier." "He spoke another language?" "No he was an idiot."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I've been window-shopping..."

''POL' means 'Purring Out Loud.''

'The guy was mute! Nothing to repeat! I lasted a week, then I escaped...'

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"I don't know about you, Joe, but I could murder a pint."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Please Drove Carefully.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.