Language Play Enthusiast Mugs

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

"And my last boyfriend didn't work out because of the communication barrier." "He spoke another language?" "No he was an idiot."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I've been window-shopping..."

''POL' means 'Purring Out Loud.''

'The guy was mute! Nothing to repeat! I lasted a week, then I escaped...'

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"I don't know about you, Joe, but I could murder a pint."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Please Drove Carefully.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'