Language Play Enthusiasts Mugs

'We must be on Fudd land.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lesser known greek gods,

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"He just said his first word!"

"I stand corrected."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Shell Fire

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

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