Language Play Enthusiasts Mugs

'We must be on Fudd land.'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lesser known greek gods,

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Pink Bantha

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"He just said his first word!"

"I stand corrected."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Shell Fire

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

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