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"No, no, no! Walk the plank!!"

"Waiter, was my salmon wild?"

Music Shop - Be Right Bach

"I stand corrected."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punt Cake

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

The americanisation of vulture.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Privates Beach"

"Nuts to you, too."

AA Meeting Here Today

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."