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"No, no, no! Walk the plank!!"

"Waiter, was my salmon wild?"

Music Shop - Be Right Bach

"I stand corrected."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Punt Cake

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Nuts to you, too."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The americanisation of vulture.

AA Meeting Here Today

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Privates Beach"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."