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Damn the Dam

'I've been blackberry picking!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I'm afraid I have to trim your wages."

Silence of the Chickens...

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I think I've scored.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Danth battle?

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Now in Capulets'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Heart To Heart

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

"Let's hit the Beech."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Blood donor centre

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"