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Wordplay: Trade Marks.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Hair spray"

Danth battle?

"Neversource"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Green Trash

Strawberry Shake

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Shoe repair

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Paralegal eagle.

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

"She left you, Larry — you really have to stop beating yourself up over it."

Heart To Heart

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"His first out-of-body experience."