Linguistic Play Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lesser known greek gods,

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The Pink Bantha

"I stand corrected."

"He just said his first word!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Apricots

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Danth battle?

Loopholes

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'So who's smoking?'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"