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"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lesser known greek gods,

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"He just said his first word!"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I stand corrected."

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Shell Fire

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Loopholes

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Apricots

Danth battle?

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

Shoe repair

'So who's smoking?'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."