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'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

OMG LOL

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I stand corrected."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Danth battle?

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Shoe repair

Oscars 2024

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"Well, geez, you don't need to bite my hea.."

'He lost his whistle,'

"I've been window-shopping..."

Heart To Heart

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

"How was the play!"

'I think I missed that episode.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

The Exobus

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Et tu, Brute? ...You asshole!'

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'