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"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"I hope you don't mind waiting - He's in a powwow right now."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

You are my sunshine!

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Super Heroes.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I think I've scored.'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'