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"I hear he's huge in Japan."

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

Barns

"It's that scratch music."

Homing Pigeon / Crested Pigeon / Clay Pigeon.

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Whoa... sorry, I thought the sign said, 'Karate Night'.'

'There's a hare in my soup!'

'It's already taken.'

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I hate spinach

'We found these spent cartridges at the scene Chief. Looks like it was Hewlett-Packard.'

An Oncologist at work and on days off at home

Brain Wave Research Lab. No, Ernie, it doesn't mean that your brain has little, moving hands.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

The Exobus

'Diseases not communicable by sex' ends with 'accountacy'

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"Everything is grate."

'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Books on tape.

"I'm gonna see some big ships! Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

"Just because you smell blood in the water doesn't mean you have to eat."

50 Horse Power

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

"His last word was the F-one."

Food Chain Diorama. A food chain starts with producers; plants which derive energy from the sun. Plants are consumed by herbivores and omnivores, which are consumed by carnivores. Nutrients are returned to the early by decomposers. As far as Ernie's concerned, food chains consist entirely of doughnuts!

Psychiatry. No, I didn't mean that you have a shallow personality. I meant, that as a comic character, you're literally two-dimensional!

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"