Wordplay Appreciator Gifts

"I hear he's huge in Japan."

'Actually, they're King Charles the First spaniels.'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

"It's that scratch music."

Homing Pigeon / Crested Pigeon / Clay Pigeon.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

I hate spinach

'It's already taken.'

An Oncologist at work and on days off at home

'Diseases not communicable by sex' ends with 'accountacy'

'There's a hare in my soup!'

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Toolbar

'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Books on tape.

"Everything is grate."

The Exobus

"Certainly I can make it out! It's three horses and an 'h'"

"You want to check out my crib?"

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

"Just because you smell blood in the water doesn't mean you have to eat."

"That's it? After 27 years of therapy to get your act together and that's it?"

Locally Sourced Locals

"OMG!!! There's a pence on my feet!"

50 Horse Power

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"His last word was the F-one."

"I'm gonna see some big ships! Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

Medical Clinic Spin Doctors

Interviews - 7 Deadly Sins. 'The others thought they'd wait in the canteen!'

"Well, you wouldn't catch me with one of those pension guzzlers"