Wordplay Admirer Gifts

E-Y-E patients only.

SHAKESPEARE APTS: 2B...not 2B.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'Do you think this is the right place,James?'

Auctioneer's sign, 'Going, going, gone to lunch'.

'That's the trouble with being a termite. You eat yourself out of house and home!'

The Three Tenners.

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

Neutron, Proton, Electron, Moron!

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Warning! Consumption of Alcohol may cause you to hay shings like thish!

'It used to be called 'the Fox and Hounds'.'

'Political correctness has gone mad!' 'You mean psychologically challenged.'

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

Mice Run Into Al's All You Can Eat Restaurant.

A rule of thumb.

Man with sign predicting 'The end is near'.

'When your colleagues call you gutsy, it isn't necessarily a compliment.'

'I don't believe it! They're ALL empty.'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

'Care to see the up boats?'

'I think I've scored.'

'Would madame care for a complementary line of coke before the main course?'

B'Eggo

"I'm hitting a wall."

'Pine, mahogany or bucket?'

"He calls himself grenadier, but I remember when his name was 'the rattail fish'."

"Stop, thief!" "Hey, lady, I resent that label."

'You need a press officer!'

"He says his lips are sealed."

'Well, I'm sorry, but you misunderstood. We don't give out fat bonuses.'

"I know what I look like. But I'm an atheist, and I reject your theocentric nomenclature."

"Oh, he's a charmer alright, but our relationship is of course strictly professional..."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'