Word Play Admirer Gifts

Your up or my up?

Silence of the Chickens...

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Vlad the Inhaler

Punt Cake

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Privates Beach"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

AA Meeting Here Today

Rap music

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Nuts to you, too."

The americanisation of vulture.

Fishing for complements

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.