Word Play Admirer Gifts

Silence of the Chickens...

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Vlad the Inhaler

Wok. Don't Wok.

Punt Cake

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Nuts to you, too."

The americanisation of vulture.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Privates Beach"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Rap music

Fishing for complements

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"