Word Play Appreciator Gifts

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

"I hope you don't mind waiting - He's in a powwow right now."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Trump! The Musical

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Super Heroes.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

You are my sunshine!

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

'I think I've scored.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

The Family Joules: Part 3

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."